sidewalk snippets

this has little to do with me, except as a listener and probably has not much to do with sex either, but it might. i was walking down park pl a week or two ago and overheard the funniest snippet of conversation i have yet to hear.

a woman talking on her cell phone walking down the street signs off:
'ok, i'll see you later...i love you too.'
closes the phone and exclaims in a fairly loud voice,
'hah!! sucker!'

the only bit of conversation that comes close, but still lags far behind, is from the guy who was walking down flatbush ave telling his friends that he sold his mom's leg on ebay.