want some cheese with that whine?
i told the few guys who i've fucked lately and who i could get in touch with about my conversion. the grand total of guys in that category thus far is two. neither one of them seemed surprised by the information, one showed some concern for me and the other kind of ignored the information altogether. i haven't changed my profile information yet. i already have myself down as either "don't know", "won't say" or "no answer" so i am not sure i want to or need to put the poz notification in there. i am thinking that it would be easier to just put the information in the profile, but considering how well people tend to read profiles i would still feel the need to bring the subject up anyway. at this point i am going to leave everything as it is.
the real downer is that my hemorrhoids are back. maybe it's just one, but if it is it's a doozy. it looks like a medium to large sized olive, stuck right on my asshole. (like the sausage on the wife's nose in that three wishes folktale, only a different food and a different part of the anatomy. maybe someone who had three wishes wished an olive onto my asshole by mistake and didn't want to waste another wish to get it off? it seems unlikely that the olive and steve's asshole combination would come about under any circumstances though.)
i try so hard: fiber, plenty of water, no dry toilet paper only hemorrhoidal wipes, but yesterday afternoon it ripened in no time and i have been in pain ever since. took the day off from work to try and take care of it: sitting on a little rubber inner tube, slathering it with prep h and cramming myself into my bathtub to soak in warm water. i suppose it could be because of stress or lack of exercise. even jerking off hurts because of the pulling moion and the sensitivity of my ass, my poor ass.
i didn't even get any this weekend. i had wanted to hook up with a friend but we kept missing each other and by sunday afternoon i was closed for business. i did manage to clean the apartment a bit and get my washing done so that was good, no replacement for getting properly fucked though.
the real downer is that my hemorrhoids are back. maybe it's just one, but if it is it's a doozy. it looks like a medium to large sized olive, stuck right on my asshole. (like the sausage on the wife's nose in that three wishes folktale, only a different food and a different part of the anatomy. maybe someone who had three wishes wished an olive onto my asshole by mistake and didn't want to waste another wish to get it off? it seems unlikely that the olive and steve's asshole combination would come about under any circumstances though.)
i try so hard: fiber, plenty of water, no dry toilet paper only hemorrhoidal wipes, but yesterday afternoon it ripened in no time and i have been in pain ever since. took the day off from work to try and take care of it: sitting on a little rubber inner tube, slathering it with prep h and cramming myself into my bathtub to soak in warm water. i suppose it could be because of stress or lack of exercise. even jerking off hurts because of the pulling moion and the sensitivity of my ass, my poor ass.
i didn't even get any this weekend. i had wanted to hook up with a friend but we kept missing each other and by sunday afternoon i was closed for business. i did manage to clean the apartment a bit and get my washing done so that was good, no replacement for getting properly fucked though.
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